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      <image:title>Essays - 'Evil' Comes to an End (from THE BULWARK, 09/20/2024) - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>“George”</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>rehearsing for his future Oprah Winfrey interview</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>at the Saltaire grocery store</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>my King James Bible, if James went to Groton</image:caption>
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    <loc>http://www.zandyhartig.com/blog/2018/9/20/im-sorry</loc>
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  <url>
    <loc>http://www.zandyhartig.com/blog/2018/6/23/you-can-judge-a-book-by-its-jacket</loc>
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    <lastmod>2018-06-24</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Essays - You Can Judge a Book By Its Jacket</image:title>
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  <url>
    <loc>http://www.zandyhartig.com/blog/2017/10/24/the-pickup-artist</loc>
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    <lastmod>2017-10-27</lastmod>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>http://www.zandyhartig.com/blog/2017/8/31/emergency-style-tips-for-men-if-they-ever-want-to-have-sex-with-a-human-being</loc>
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    <lastmod>2017-09-01</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Essays - Emergency Style Tips for Men If They Ever Want to Have Sex with A Human Being</image:title>
      <image:caption>Please, please, please, don't look like this. Or think and act like this. Just avoid this at all costs.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Essays - Emergency Style Tips for Men If They Ever Want to Have Sex with A Human Being</image:title>
      <image:caption>Yes, I agree with Stretch: I hate this.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Essays - Emergency Style Tips for Men If They Ever Want to Have Sex with A Human Being</image:title>
      <image:caption>I forgot about square-toed dress shoes. Those are very bad. And white Stan Smiths are cool, but white New Balance are definitely not. I had no idea about statement socks. Good god.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>http://www.zandyhartig.com/blog/2017/8/25/puppies-vs-trump</loc>
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    <lastmod>2017-08-25</lastmod>
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      <image:caption>Weeping</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Me and baby Susie</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Belinda Carlisle</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Sisters</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Boys and girls</image:caption>
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  <url>
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    <lastmod>2017-08-25</lastmod>
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  <url>
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    <lastmod>2024-11-16</lastmod>
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      <image:caption>I was really, really hungry while filming this</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>She doesn't look "ordinary" to me. Her sweetness and sincerity is luminous.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Bridget Jones's Diary</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Google search for "Renée Zellweger weight gain"</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Bridget Jones's Baby</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>http://www.zandyhartig.com/blog/2016/4/28/prince</loc>
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    <lastmod>2017-05-02</lastmod>
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      <image:caption>the many different stages of Prince</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Do you see what I mean?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Gooey probably explaining something to me</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>One of my most prized possessions</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Not sure very many people could get away with this and still be taken seriously besides Prince.  Pricilla wrote this wonderful piece about Prince.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>http://www.zandyhartig.com/blog/2016/1/22/david-bowie</loc>
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    <lastmod>2023-01-09</lastmod>
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  <url>
    <loc>http://www.zandyhartig.com/blog/2016/1/9/the-force-awakens-a-conversion</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2016-11-16</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Essays - The Force Awakens: One Woman's Conversion</image:title>
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      <image:title>Essays - The Force Awakens: One Woman's Conversion</image:title>
      <image:caption>Apparently, I'm not the only one who loved The Force Awakens.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Essays - The Force Awakens: One Woman's Conversion</image:title>
      <image:caption>Chewbacca and Han Solo, back in the day.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Old pro's.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>New favorites</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Then and now</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>http://www.zandyhartig.com/blog/2015/6/3/the-odeon</loc>
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    <lastmod>2024-11-16</lastmod>
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      <image:caption>the basement</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Essays - The Odeon</image:title>
      <image:caption>early evening, before things really kicked into high gear</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Essays - The Odeon</image:title>
      <image:caption>in context</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Essays - The Odeon</image:title>
      <image:caption>a matchbook from, Obeca Li, another restaurant around the corner from the Odeon, transformed into New York City's skyline at the time</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Essays - The Odeon</image:title>
      <image:caption>anchored</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>http://www.zandyhartig.com/blog/2015/5/11/brother-theodore</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2016-08-16</lastmod>
    <image:image>
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      <image:title>Essays - Brother Theodore</image:title>
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      <image:title>Essays - Brother Theodore</image:title>
      <image:caption>My parents' act, "Jennifer and H."  My mom was Jennifer.</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/553764c8e4b0fbbcf4f01613/1431243124086-EWTTF375GSJGH04LB8QF/image-asset.jpeg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Essays - Brother Theodore</image:title>
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    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/553764c8e4b0fbbcf4f01613/1431366870177-Y0N7PY73YMDF6UIVAL48/Mom+in+1976</image:loc>
      <image:title>Essays - Brother Theodore</image:title>
      <image:caption>Mom in 1976</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>http://www.zandyhartig.com/blog/2015/4/22/amy-pascal-and-jezebel</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2015-04-23</lastmod>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>http://www.zandyhartig.com/new-gallery</loc>
    <changefreq>daily</changefreq>
    <priority>0.75</priority>
    <lastmod>2026-01-02</lastmod>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/553764c8e4b0fbbcf4f01613/1725754818108-I7CKUUI2CELCRNHUKVZT/checkered+shirt.JPG</image:loc>
      <image:title>Photos - Fairly recent headshots, 2023</image:title>
      <image:caption>by Nick Toren</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>by Nick Toren</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Artwork and Commissions - Sting, 1983 (oil), 24 x 36</image:title>
      <image:caption>I was a lovesick, Sting-obsessed teenager. Notice the subconscious phallic castle and crashing waves in the background. My wonderful art teacher, Diane Martin, knew I was working through a lot of things in high school and gave me the key to the painting studio so I could work there after hours.  It was a godsend and I'm forever grateful to her for her support and sensitivity.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I was a lovesick, Sting-obsessed teenager. Notice the subconscious phallic castle and crashing waves in the background. My wonderful art teacher, Diane Martin, knew I was working through a lot of things in high school and gave me the key to the painting studio so I could work there after hours.  It was a godsend and I'm forever grateful to her for her support and sensitivity.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>taught by Ann Bridges: http://www.annbridges.com</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>http://www.annbridges.com</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I did this in art class and gave this to my mom to make her nursing home room just a little bit more cheerful.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>A portrait of a client's dog. Available for and enthusiastic about painting commissions.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>IA gave this to one of my best friends as his wedding gift.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>My son on a boat in Mexico. One of my favorite trips.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Trying to capture on of my favorite summertime places, where both the kids and I were our happiest.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>My friends commissioned me to do a portrait of their wonderful sons. I was more than happy to oblige.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>a commission for a friend who wanted a large Rothko-like painting for her hallway. I'd never done anything this abstract before, so it was a delightful challenge.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>A commission for a friend of her adorable daughter. II mixed gold sparkles into the paint because she's got such a sparkley personality. I think I captured her impishness.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>A commission I did of my client's girlfriend's dog. A very thoughtful birthday present from him, I think.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>A friend from Austin, TX commissioned me to paint his son and daughter.</image:caption>
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